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Mar. 26th, 2009

Viagra

The Return of The Gladiator

I could totally pretend that Dr. Manhattan is fucking me...



And is it just me or does that chick on the box have a large areola? Large in comparison to her nipple. It's a bad nipple-to-areolae ratio.

Mar. 17th, 2009

Bad Batz Maru

Three separate but concise rants about the boob tube

  1. Either I'm getting older, crabbier, and less tolerant, or the AXE commercials really are getting increasingly moronic. Who the fuck is doing their marketing? A rabble of twelve year old boys and a permanently sauced frat boy?


  2. Why is The Food Network showing nothing but shit shows these days? Like the waste of space that is Giada at Home. You know she only got a show because she let some TV exec garnish her chest with his hollandaise sauce. REAL chefs are fat, old, or have a face that only a plate of pancakes could love.


  3. ENOUGH with the shows about some couple who deep down hate each other and their massive child army. Jon & Kate Plus 8 was cute back in the day because it was essentially the first and it has a quirky name. The creepy Duggars have set the bar with their 18 weirdos. There is no need to go backward and make a show about some family that has twelve kids. BORING.

Feb. 23rd, 2009

Viagra

Change Your Panties Alert: Casey Affleck

Why the bloody hell has it taken Casey Affleck this long to get some exposure while his butt-ugly brother has been defiling our eyes for more than a decade? Is it the pervert, serial killer eyes? Or is it just my "off" taste in men (ironically, boyfriend's words, not mine) kicking again? I don't care, bitch is HOT.


Casey > Ben AMIRITE???

Feb. 13th, 2009

Giggling Po

Like Mischa Barton's attempts at staying relevant - it doesn't work!

Add this to your list of things not to do (right up there with "pop zits" and "listen to the music of Avril Lavigne"): give your friend ultimatums between you and their significant other. They never work. Your friend is most likely dickmatized and is not about to give up her boyfriend for you. Yeah, it sounds mean, but think about it. Her boyfriend pays for her shit and gives her sex. You do neither. You do the math.

Plus, it's just a real douchey thing to do. You're forcing your friend to give up someone who makes her happy (even if he is a problem boy) just so you can feel better. Most times the guy probably is bad for her, or is just a jerk, but the most you can do (if you want to keep your friend, that is) is voice a bit of concern in the way a friend should. It's her decision to stick with the guy or not, not yours. If it bugs you that much, just don't hang with her when she's with him.

Just something that seems to keep happening like people think it's a good idea from the start.

Also, hi! Yes, I'm posting. How do you do?

Jul. 7th, 2008

Samantha Jones

My agenda for today

Monday July 7th, 2008: Watch Star Wars - 9pm

God, what a loser.

May. 21st, 2008

Giggling Po

Triad of Sulkiness

Are bitching, whining, and complaining essentially different words for the same thing, or are there actually minute differences between the three?

Apr. 28th, 2008

Marcus Flint

More like PUBIC transportation

I would like to take advantage of my diverse friends list and ask a question:

Does every city think their public transportation system is the lousiest?

Because I can tell you now that I've experienced Californian, Caribbean, even Montrealan public transportation and they were all better than Toronto's in every way. I don't know if it's a "grass is greener on the other side" way of thinking, though, or if our system is just really that craptacular. 

Apr. 11th, 2008

Giggling Po

The Time Traveler's Wife countdown

Ron Livingston as Gomez??

I don't know why, but I find that fucking awesome.

Apr. 5th, 2008

Giggling Po

The first cut is the deepest

Oh god it hurts more than I ever thought it would.

Apr. 1st, 2008

Giggling Po

Windows Vista, the harbinger of doom

I'm thinking once my tax refund arrives, I'll go nuts and buy a laptop or something. Something is trying to eat its way out of my computer at home - it won't be much longer. 

I want one for the same reason I always want a new computer: so I can play The Sims and Warcraft without all the lag. I was going to save up and buy a trendy macbook, but got to thinking that since computers have a life of about two years before they're totally obsolete anyway, whats the point? I could easily get one for about $500 that fits my needs at the moment. 

But the question is: is Windows Vista really as scary as I think it is? 

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